Once upon a time there was a frog who lived in a lake all by himself. He had
been given special powers by a local witch. One day he finally ventured out
of the lake to get his first glimpse of the world outside. The first thing he
saw was a bear chasing a rabbit, and so he called out to them and asked them
to stop. Then he said to them: "I am a magical frog and
since you are the first two animals I have ever seen, I am going to grant you
both three wishes. You will each take turns using them and you have to use them
now." The bear (being greedy) went first. "I would like for
every bear in this forest to be female except for me." A magical sound
and it was done. Then the rabbit. "I would like a helmet." This
confused both the frog
and the bear, but after a magical sound there was a helmet. It was the bear's
turn again. "I would like for every bear in the neighboring forest
to be female." A magical sound and it was done. The rabbit went again.
"I would like a motorcycle." Both the frog and the bear wondered
why the rabbit didn't just ask for a lot of money with which he could buy himself
a
motorcycle, but after a magical sound there was a motorcycle. The bear took
his last wish. "I would like for all the bears in the world to be
female except for me." A magical sound and it was done. The rabbit then
put on his helmet, started up the motorcycle, and said "I wish the bear
was gay" and took off like a bat out of hell.